On the first day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
A whole day of being clingy!
On the second day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the third day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Seven angry tantrums
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Eight 'share' refusals
Seven angry tantrums
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Nine demands for CAKE
Eight 'share' refusals
Seven angry tantrums
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Ten soggy rice cakes
Nine demands for CAKE
Eight 'share' refusals
Seven angry tantrums
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Eleven shouts of 'No!'
Ten soggy rice cakes
Nine demands for CAKE
Eight 'share' refusals
Seven angry tantrums
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me...
Twelve hours of headache
Eleven shouts of 'No!'
Ten soggy rice cakes
Nine demands for CAKE
Eight 'share' refusals
Seven angry tantrums
Six 'washable' pen stains
Five separate injuries
Four shitty nappies
Three hours of Peppa Pig
Two piles of washing
And a whole day of being clingy!
