tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post1013210770347296451..comments2023-10-12T15:24:41.977+01:00Comments on The Unmumsy Mum: Lesson 30: Things 'down below' and other annoying euphemismsThe Unmumsy Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04094380010913263266noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-60143099006153600372016-09-27T21:21:08.566+01:002016-09-27T21:21:08.566+01:00Not a euphanism but "do you want me to check ...Not a euphanism but "do you want me to check your stitches?" is a favourite question. Yes I'd bloody love you to stare at my bruised and bleeding vagina, just do it!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287874900516813002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-76443860194849029492015-08-20T07:37:32.609+01:002015-08-20T07:37:32.609+01:00That so true. 'Baby' really annoys me as d...That so true. 'Baby' really annoys me as does 'how's mum doing?!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-54686869272752625112015-04-19T23:52:45.713+01:002015-04-19T23:52:45.713+01:00Midwife asked me how my "tail end" was. ...Midwife asked me how my "tail end" was. After 3hrs broken sleep I genuinely had no clue what the fuck she was talking about!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-88644735284262359752015-04-11T11:06:50.057+01:002015-04-11T11:06:50.057+01:00Ah yes, doctors who tell me, "Hey dad, could ...Ah yes, doctors who tell me, "Hey dad, could you stand over here?" What? I'm not your dad. You're old enough to be *my* dad. <br /><br />I reckon it's an attempt to sound friendly without the risk of getting your name wrong. To be fair, you may be one of 40 parents they're seeing this week. Iain Robertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05071209220322180991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-23060293691308415712015-04-05T16:50:14.426+01:002015-04-05T16:50:14.426+01:00Ahhh we have had SO many conversations about "...Ahhh we have had SO many conversations about "baby" Both sitting here laughing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-70056086940850878372015-03-28T22:38:33.803+00:002015-03-28T22:38:33.803+00:00I'd like health visitors, midwifes ect to stop...I'd like health visitors, midwifes ect to stop referring to me as 'mum'... 'How's mum doing?' 'mum' would be doing a lot better if you spoke to me like an intelligent adult!! Grrrr! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-63646740188824694362014-10-07T16:24:07.814+01:002014-10-07T16:24:07.814+01:00Yes! So true. Definitely not a time for modesty. T...Yes! So true. Definitely not a time for modesty. Thanks for reading :-) The Unmumsy Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094380010913263266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-64930828254959276552014-10-07T16:18:01.872+01:002014-10-07T16:18:01.872+01:00You are so right, why try to be shy about it, chan...You are so right, why try to be shy about it, chances are she's seen exactly what you've got "down there" when she helped deliver baby.<br /><br />Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16541883513682903531noreply@blogger.com