tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post6819047395327245475..comments2023-10-12T15:24:41.977+01:00Comments on The Unmumsy Mum: Bank Holiday Monday Highlights* The Unmumsy Mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04094380010913263266noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-84428228804028804572015-06-08T13:39:10.648+01:002015-06-08T13:39:10.648+01:00My only real experience in baby mess was when I wa...My only real experience in baby mess was when I was working as a dishwasher at a hotel in Tasmania. I got called out onto the restaurant floor (an event unheard because the backroom staff were generally regarded as being just about one rung on the ladder above sightless trolls) to clear up some baby sick. When I got out there with the mop and bucket the Mum was over-apologetic and mortified that I had to clean up. I told her not to worry and that it was fine but I told her this before I had seen the satanic nuclear mess that her child had vomited onto the floor. Got it cleaned up though, and I don't think she noticed me gagging into my apron. Ultra Toast Mosha Godhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05450892955592722188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-90347188200619125332015-06-01T16:49:59.622+01:002015-06-01T16:49:59.622+01:00glad it isn't just my baby that wants to lick ...glad it isn't just my baby that wants to lick the kitchen bin! xxxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09084085705375639117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-16647784062814843442015-05-30T12:05:27.272+01:002015-05-30T12:05:27.272+01:00This was our bank holiday- trip out to a pub, firs...This was our bank holiday- trip out to a pub, first time in a while. Husband at the bar ordering drinks, baby projectile vomits all over the table and bar stools. Twice. Husband returns with drinks, we down them and leave promptly both me and baby covered in sick. End of bank holiday activities. 😂Hayleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-81642930023877857272015-05-26T10:35:13.058+01:002015-05-26T10:35:13.058+01:00Only just found your blog but I'm so glad I ha...Only just found your blog but I'm so glad I have! It has kept me laughing and nodding in agreement since I got up with my 20month old daughter at 5 this morning (despite her having a late night last night and although a long time ago used to think that meant a lie-in but now know otherwise) as I was reading your blog, admittedly got slightly too involved and distracted I realised she had gone rather quiet.... I looked up to find her out of sight... she had somehow managed to sneak away with my box of birthday chocolates and hid behind the bedroom door and taken a bite out of every one.... hmm think I'm in for a great day!!Hollynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-39292874724435946752015-05-09T23:51:34.021+01:002015-05-09T23:51:34.021+01:00Ah the cold, unadulterated truth! Love it xAh the cold, unadulterated truth! Love it xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-20673764262424269482015-05-07T13:14:57.815+01:002015-05-07T13:14:57.815+01:00Trip to the seaside ends up with 5yo neck up, full...Trip to the seaside ends up with 5yo neck up, fully clothed in a rock pool and me slip sliding across the infernally treacherous rocks (of which, I, of course, got my leg wedged between doing so) just to see him skipping back past me into the next rock pool!! *swearing, cursing, punching the damn rocks!!* Not to worry, only a 7 hour drive home with a wide awake sodden child and my leg swelling in size as I manoeuvre the pedals! Hate to think what state I'll be in for the summer holidays!! This was only one day!<br />Love your work! Brings out the honesty in 'Blissful Parenthood' of which, of course, none of us would change :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-60852548423406156692015-05-07T12:35:08.126+01:002015-05-07T12:35:08.126+01:00Who mentioned the summer holidays? FFS. I am only...Who mentioned the summer holidays? FFS. I am only just over Easter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-19635962567637275462015-05-05T14:23:22.478+01:002015-05-05T14:23:22.478+01:00At home all of the summer holidays and have enroll...At home all of the summer holidays and have enrolled the threenager into summer activities for 6 of the 8 weeks, so i've got more peace of mind to spend the days with baby. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-41841278037938552962015-05-05T10:34:10.743+01:002015-05-05T10:34:10.743+01:00I hear you all Hate summer holidays even more........I hear you all Hate summer holidays even more.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-72216923664692169512015-05-05T10:28:35.914+01:002015-05-05T10:28:35.914+01:00"I will never, ever, ever, ever be able to we..."I will never, ever, ever, ever be able to wear shorts ever, ever, ever again. It will rain every day for the rest of my life" said by my threenager through streaming snot and tears. Please can we have a summer this year, so I don't have too many days like this?Physics Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10322901169676536728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-40356355902892400982015-05-05T10:03:27.819+01:002015-05-05T10:03:27.819+01:00At least you managed to have enough food in the ho...At least you managed to have enough food in the house to even consider taking a picnic<br />This saved you the ridiculous que, the bloody extortionate prices for the shitty food and the "eurgh, this doesn't taste like cheese" cries in the park cafe! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-79750137320926603682015-05-04T23:04:21.268+01:002015-05-04T23:04:21.268+01:00It could have been worse. You could have gone to I...It could have been worse. You could have gone to Ikea ;) xDonnahttp://whattheredheadsaid.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-66434523791953258982015-05-04T22:33:42.189+01:002015-05-04T22:33:42.189+01:00oh buggar! this has just reminded me to give my &q...oh buggar! this has just reminded me to give my "threenager" his bike back after it was confiscated for an hour at 7:50 this morning..... oopsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-41249289307779442102015-05-04T22:26:46.819+01:002015-05-04T22:26:46.819+01:00Been at work all weekend, would rather have been a...Been at work all weekend, would rather have been at home with my 4 kids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-31453158884728808262015-05-04T19:02:26.456+01:002015-05-04T19:02:26.456+01:00Omg! Woke up at 6.45 and Satan had possessed my ol...Omg! Woke up at 6.45 and Satan had possessed my oldest 2 throwing stuff at everything all day (more stuff confiscated than not) ignoring every word like im speaking another language!! Youngest is cutting 2 teeth the ever enjoyable and long lasting clinging and crying even after calpol and teething gel, I feel for him tooth ache sucks but I have to pee! All 3 in bed early as I need to regain my sanity! And tidy up the mountain of crap they decided to lob around the whole downstairs. Oh rainy bank holiday Monday you can graciously sod off! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07387924718965085686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-4541142784904575112015-05-04T18:51:01.798+01:002015-05-04T18:51:01.798+01:00The highght of my bank holiday Monday was my 3 yea...The highght of my bank holiday Monday was my 3 year old asking me 'what's that seedy noise' ha haAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-26143594485396617822015-05-04T17:01:17.087+01:002015-05-04T17:01:17.087+01:00**fag**fagAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-998476796601889732015-05-04T17:00:54.626+01:002015-05-04T17:00:54.626+01:00In the park being all like "I like to let him...In the park being all like "I like to let him be independent and explore and get messy" HE then hf eats a gag butt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-53156925159033417562015-05-04T16:53:49.725+01:002015-05-04T16:53:49.725+01:00From 7.30 am I have had requests for iPad and new ...From 7.30 am I have had requests for iPad and new games from my 4yo son. His 5yo sister has the sense to have a lay in until he wakes her up too with his incessant nagging for new iPad games. So far today I have caved in 4 times, confiscated said iPad about 12 times, sent him to his room 6 times, been hit about 4 times due to declining his requests for the bloody games. I don't know how many times I've yelled or sworn, but I can hear the foreign lady squawking at her kids too today. There's something in the water here I swear!<br />It's days like this where I could murder a bottle of absolut vanilla vodka, but I'm pregnant with joyous little cherub number three.... What in gods name was I thinking?!?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-84563517705817066622015-05-04T16:41:07.996+01:002015-05-04T16:41:07.996+01:00Wine - that's what flasks were made for.Wine - that's what flasks were made for. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1941752338886548224.post-4520513749152235942015-05-04T16:17:28.668+01:002015-05-04T16:17:28.668+01:00wine solves a multitude of mumsy problems, keep it...wine solves a multitude of mumsy problems, keep it with you AT ALL TIMES - or gin.<br />Joy (mum to 4 (all thankfully now adult) boys x x xjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12288268403388265748noreply@blogger.com